Happiness!!

"So.Are we finally going to Delhi or not Fat...Say it...final answer bol de..please..I really really want to get out of this hell hole.."Not that we missed any opportunity at all to get away from the wretched hostel and go home where all the pleasures of a civilized society awaited us which included a super AAi ,unbelievable food and TV."Nahi yaar,How can we go,pucca se test ho jaayegi..ch0*&&^%( ke pille hain yeh..aur attendance is also kaafi sad yaar.So No delhi.."
"Lets atleast go for the first half na..??"
"Delhi is too far away...."
Batti jali..."AAAhhhh!!!So u want a place not very far away huh....??"
"Chal Goaa chalte hain"
"Its only 8 hours away from here.Even if those basta&^% announce an fcq,We will get back fat"
"Chalna please..Don't be a pain up my ass ok..."
"Look,Ab Il download 4k.baad mein we'll see what happens ok..fat"
"fat,car hai na,now..Lets go to Aundh and book tickets..train try karte hain"
"You wont tickets now..try karte hain"
(30 mins later)
"Tickets book ho gaye..Now we have to mange the trip in 3k teek hai"
"Hello...Aaii..We are not going to Delhi,but we are going to goa..We'll come home and explain...byeee.."
"Fat,Drop me off at the salon,I dont want to come there with hairy legs and looking like hairy-scary."
"Ok..we have only 2 hrs to leave..Have to do my part of the MM2 assignment too..."
Bye..
(To be Continued..)
Sorry for the long break...

Return To Innocence

My Friend’s Brother whom I mock hit on , has been liking a girl for the last 4 years at least . Belonging to the purist clan of the Tam- Bhrams ,He has had the gall n *alls to fall for a Sri Lankan Tamil ,which is just as bad as anything else can be ,like bunking your college to watch a movie with your friends. Its hard enough to believe in the ghor-kalyug ,that a guy ,nothing less can stay hooked on to a single girl for 4 ish years.
My friend today tells me breathlessly ,My brother almost got kissed for the first time today . Mentally ,I reeled for a minute ...Did I hear that right ....”FIRST ”.When was that ?????Immediately I got back to real life, and prodded her on .”Why was it almost????” She replied very matter of factly, ”He was too tall for her .He is 6 ‘3 .She was leaving for Canada ,They were saying their goodbyes and She held his hand quietly for a minute and knowingly stood on her toes to kiss him, she couldn’t reach his face .My brother didn’t know What to do and , too overwhelmed by the situation he patted her head “ .
It is quite impossible to find such instances of innocence in this bad world of dog eat dog. I had this immediate urge to tell her to take the next flight back home ,to bury her brother deep in some bomb shelter where no one will ever find and hurt him .I am technically younger ,but i suddenly felt ancient ,When was the “FIRST”?Where was that first rush? Where was that exciting feeling charting unchartered territories ? Have we gone so far in the pursuit of so called “love” that we have permanently lost our return trip to innocence ???????